I want to present to you
Inimitable, Unsurpassed, Great and Terrible
A Ordy- Man!!!

My name is Ordy- Man and I’m super hero! I’m appropriate age. I love movies, football and you! I’m look like everyone else!

Superpower: lack off superpower
Exclusivity: lack off exclusivity
Skills: I have no skills!

Ordy- Man always come to help you if you feel sad! With me you’re gonna feel good all the time because how much worse than this?

Ordy- Man! I have ordinary job, ordinary clerk in ordinary office. I’m not the mother’s friend’s son. You are never gonna feel you pathetic near me. I’m not married, I have no children, I have no super successful career. I’m not going to the Swiss while you go to help your mother-in-law dig potatoes. I’ll be next to you.

OR-DI-NE-RY
that sound caresses your ears

I have no bright personality. I don’t dye my hair in a bright color. I’m not adjacent to modern movements I just... live. Like and you.

Our society to deserve A Ordy-man!